No joy on skating around a Bush speech. Turns out Gustov wasn't severe enough to keep Georgie from wanting to speak in public. Lieberman's been bumped out of the keynote slot as well. I'm so screwed.
Georgie has got to know his approval ratings are lower than a snakes belly. It would be easier to run for the 3rd term of Charlie Manson at this point. At least his followers still believe in the cause.
Sarah's daughter is causing a lot of bad vibes. Unwed teen motherhood doesn't play well in middle America when you're trying to promote your ticket as the party of family values. I was thinking we could reach the evangelicals if we claimed immaculate conception, but Rick shot me down on that one.
I'm kind of scared of Sarah to be honest. I don't think she's got all her marbles. I'm not so worried about her colorful past or the pot smoking or the Alaskan secession thing -- I'm worried about her history of eliminating men who cause her problems!
P.S. I'm a war hero!
