I've never thrown up this much without having the flu. I have to be honest with you diary -- I know we're going to spin this debacle as a win for Sarah tomorrow, but holy crap. Where'd we find this hayseed?
Joe Biden is a friend of mine and a smart man and used the debate to discuss policy and principle. Sarah yammered on and on about Alaska like anybody gives a crap what those yokels in Wasilla do.
This is where my campaigns at. Nobody knows I'm still on the ticket unless I do something stupid. Sarah does something stupid everyday and the right-wing of our party acts like she's the second coming of Joan of Arc.
If I could go back in time I'd shoot the idiot who suggested we get Sarah Palin. I'm sure she'll be a huge hit with the folks who sell meth out of their trailers. I'm gonna go get drunk at one of my wife's houses and forget ths whole thing happened.
P.S. I was a POW. Sometimes I wish I still was.
