- Any talk from the Democrats or the media about the fact that Sarah's daughter is an unwed teenage mother is off-limits and we'll attack them about it -- even though we announced it publicly yesterday.
- We'll ignore the fact that Sarah is against sex education in schools and that the whole abstinence thing didn't work so well at her house and celebrate her pro-life decision to tell her daughter to keep the baby.
- We'll continue to insist that Alaska's proximity to Russia, separated only by an ocean and several thousand miles of ice, equates foreign policy experience.
- We'll tout Sarah's 20 months of experience governing Alaska, with a population equal to the city of Knoxville, TN, is equal to Barack Obama's years of service at the local, state and national level.
What a great plan. I'm so proud. We're so screwed.
P.S. I was a POW and people need to respect me!
