It's official. I'm no longer involved even a little bit in this campaign. Before Rick Davis & He Who Shall Not Be Named (Rove) made up this new personality for me I would have never stooped to this kind of stupid name calling. The pig with lipstick phrase is one of my favorites and now I can't even use it in my speeches. That doesn't leave me many good sayings.
Sarah Palin isn't a pitbull or a pig, actually. She's a lot like (shudder) Dick Cheney, except a little further to the right. Unfortunately she's not at good at keeping things secret. Turns out she's got 1100 emails that will probably come out and possibly end her political career. THANK GOD! Maybe I can still get Lieberman on the ticket.
This new ad we're running about Obama and kindergartners has me feeling sick. I'm not Catholic but I'm considering going to confession. If I had any control over this campaign I'd put a stop to this kind of lying and smear tactics. Maybe I can just slip away - people would rather elect Sarah anyway.
P.S. I was a POW! Maybe the only one ever!