Well we finally went too far. I guess I knew all the lies and deceit would eventually catch up to us. I know that my staff thinks Americans are generally stupid, but they're not ALL stupid.
Karl Rove and Fox News have turned against us. You know things are getting bad when the people you pay-off are criticizing you.
I think the whole Palin thing has run it's course. I wish I could dump her and move on. I'd rather lose a campaign than win with a Bimbo. People are starting to call this the 'Palin-McWho?' ticket.
Everybody keeps asking me about my economic plan. My staff better come up with something quick because re-reading old Reaganomics brochures on-stage isn't going to cut it much longer. I'm not even sure what the fundamentals of our economy are. I'm assuming that means cash registers and credit card machines. They're working fine from what I hear. I wouldn't know of course because I have people who take care of that stuff for me.
P.S. I'm a war hero! I'm beyond compare!
