Rick just told me I have to go on-stage and announce that my VP will be somebody named Sarah Palin. Usually Sarah is a girls name so I'm sure people will be making up jokes about that. I'm looking forward to meeting him when I announce him in a few minutes.
Tim won't answer my calls. Huck is REALLY pissed. Mitt sent me a nasty text message. I wish I'd been allowed to know who they were picking so I could have told the guys myself.
Last night Barack gave an amazing speech. I asked Rick if we could just use computers to put my face over his and replay his speech on Thursday. He said we can't do that so I'll have to give mine live. He gave his in front of 84,000 people. I'm hoping to get at least 8400.
Got to go. They wan't me to get ready to go on-stage. There's some woman from Alaska here talking to everybody -- I guess she's going to introduce me and Mr. Palin. I'll write more later.
P.S. I'm a former POW in case you forgot.
