Olbermann is a putz. So is most of the media lately. Those guys aren't reading any of our talking points on-air anymore. I miss the early days of Iraq. Those were the good times.
The media used to love me and laugh at my jokes and hang on my every word. Now they're all Obama-lovers. "Obama can fix America. Obama has an energy plan. Obama can save health care." Blah, blah, blah.
Rick said we're going to leak the name of my V.P. choice during Obama's speech tonight so we can steal some headlines. Karl told him the only good pool is dirty pool, whatever that means. I'm glad we're going to give out the name so I know who I'll be campaigning with. I hope I don't have to share my cot on the bus.
I wanted to do my speech at an outdoor stadium but I hear they don't have any in St. Paul because of the snow. Cindy had our Arizona gardener tell me to get ready for Minnesota but I can't find my rubbers. I should just buy a pair for every house.
P.S. I was a POW. I'm an American hero.
