Sarah Palin isn't a guy with a funny name! He's a girl!
My gosh... what was Rick thinking? I told him I couldn't have a woman as a running mate! Cindy is going to freak out.
Ever since we got married she gets very jealous when I talk to other women -- even when I do an interview with a female reporter. Maybe it's because I cheated on my first wife with Cindy. She won't be happy about this. I hope she let's me come home tonight -- maybe she'll let me stay in one of her smaller condos.
Sarah's husband seemed like a nice guy. He works for BP so maybe he can get me a deal on diesel for the bus. It's so darned expensive and it would be embarrassing to run out of gas on the way to an event. Again.
I better try to call Cindy if I want a place to stay tonight. Good thing Sarah is from Alaska because she'll need to be as far from Arizona as possible until Cindy calms down.
P.S. I was a POW. I was a POW. I was a POW.
