Nobody in the campaign will tell me what's going on anymore. I'm starting to get angry... and they won't like me when I get angry. I'm a war hero goldangit!!!
I was watching TV on the bus today and I saw a Hillary Clinton ad. I was just starting to think 'didn't she drop out?' when I saw my face at the end of the ad saying 'I'm John McCain and I approve this ad'. WHAT!? Why would I approve a Hillary Clinton campaign ad?
I found out the computers that keep airplanes in the air had a problem today. That doesn't surprise me at all. I think all these new fangled devices connected to the interwebs are eventually going to overthrow mankind. My campaign manager, Rick Davis, asked me not to talk about that in public.
I was trying to figure out which house my wife was at but they told my she is visiting refugees in Georgia. I'm not sure what happened to Georgia... I thought the hurricane hit New Orleans. Hopefully she'll be home soon. My allowance is almost gone.
P.S. I spent 5 years in a prison cell as a POW
