What a day. I'm so tired. Don't these people know I'm old?
They had me spend a lot of time today looking at stuff about the guys they want me to name Vice President. I don't know anything about any of these guys. I wish Biden was available.
Apparently, one of these guys is a moron - reporters keep bringing that up. I didn't even know moron was a religion.
Obama's wife Michelle is about to give her speech. I wish Cindy was here to watch it with me. She told me she'd meet me at home to watch the speech but I'm not sure which house she went to.
I wonder if I should thank Hillary when I give my speech? She's really done a LOT to help my campaign. Bill too, although he won't return my calls. Oh, well. I'll have to tape Leno 'cause I'm too tired to stay up that late.
P.S. Did I mention that I spent 5 years in a prison cell as a POW!
