Now that we had to send Carly Fiorina on an extended fact-finding mission in northern Alaska, I'm pretty much fresh out of economic advisers. Not that they were helping me much to begin with. These morons are out of the kennel, wandering into press conferences, telling the media that I invented stuff. The worst part is this Blueberry thing was actually invented in Canada and most of that stuff is made in China or Hong Kong or Taiwan or Beijing. Countries like that.
I'm getting tired of these people asking me questions about the economy. The fundamentals of the economy are strong. I know 'cause I asked them. I asked the fundamental that cleans the pool at my wife's place in Phoenix and he said he's very strong. At least that what I think he said. I don't speak Mexican real good.
I wish I could just put all these hard questions off until after the election. Georgie said that he didn't have to do anything he promised because Americans have short attention... something. I can't remember, but he said not to worry about it.
P.S. I was a prisoner of something or other. I forgot.
